* Twoink! *

Yow! Oh, oh oh!

There, it's out. Want me to kiss it and make it better?

Not on your life. Gimme that crossbow!

I can, you know.

Right, kiss my butt.

Sure. I'm a faerie. Mischief works both ways. I can fix things as well as break them.

You just leave my backside alone, and I'm not putting my pants down.

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